The SMB Obstacle Course

I make games for adults, but it is the children that are my biggest fans.

Many of my small game pieces create a danger zone for children too young or immature to know the difference between a colored stone and candy.

In order to play the games at one of my booths, I might insist that your child can pass a few simple tests.

• Can they play an air guitar?

• Can they play Hopscotch?

• Can they answer a Trivia question?

• Can they open a child resistant medical prescription bottle to free a marble and place it in the Djinni bottle? (If they can, realize you will soon also need to have a talk about medicine cabinet safety too.)

• And allow me to teach them how to play Tic-Tac-Toe the proper way, and in doing so, to introduce them to One VISION in adopting the proper player's mindset. Play all games with CORE INTENT and play with ETIQUETTE. (I’m building my army of primate space cadets one inner child at a time.)

• If they can pass the SMB test, they can earn a Fiddlestick, join the Space Monkey Brigade, and partake in a world of wonder - responsible playtime imagination.